





Nope! Nothing for MEEEEEEEEE!Mary-Margaret O'Brien, CPI
(Chief Pouch Inspector)
The life and times of a small town "Yorkette" with big city dreams. Experience the world from ankle-height. Enjoy!
A long time ago, way before I was even born, my Aunt Vicki dubbed my mom the "Princess of Process". Then, for her birthday or Christmas or something, Sonia bought her this "Princess" sign (in a fine leopard animal print, I might add!). Her credenza was getting a bit crowded so she moved it to the etagiere in the reception room. For the first time EVERRRRR I actually got to see it face to face. Nifty, huh? 

Mom can be such a dodo bird with her camera. Here I was having a heart-to-heart with Dakota, an elderly Rottweiler, and Mom started snapping pictures of us. Well, she didn't know that Dakota was there to go visit the "Rainbow Bridge". When Dakota and her Dad went into the little room, I thought Mom was going to cry. She felt so stupid, but Miss Letty and the other techs told her not to feel bad. They know she means well. Anyway, at least I got to say some comforting things to Dakota, and I told her not to worry. My Aunt Rose would be there to show her around. This is me giving Dakota some loving to take with her on her journey.
See? Not a hair out of place. OK..maybe one, but that BOW is in really good. I've done everything, including dancing on my head and it won't budge. Maybe I can get help from some of my friends at Puppy School today. Even if I do NOTHING else, I want that bow OUT OUT OUT.
...or so they tell me. It's hard to feel really good about the way you look when your leg is bugging you. And those tranquilizers Dr. V gave me put things into a whole new perspective. Why, I ask you, would ANYONE want to take drugs. Makes me feel really dreamy, like stuff isn't real. I even let Mom pick me up without trying to make a game of it.
Here's me, happy as a clam, just minding my own business and playing on the "playground". Three new kids to show around today - Toby (see below), Cash, and Sasha the lab/boxer/? mix. Sasha and Baxter played together a lot today. I like it when my students get along well.
And here's me after Pepper kept trying to grab me around the waist and ...well, you know....and I finally just HAD it. I'd already had a bad day (Mom left me for two whole hours while she had her hair cut and I was fit to be tied. Didn't stop crying the whole time), and then this thing with Pepper. So, remembering wise old master's words to Little Grasshopper, I showed him a thing about martial arts. In a lady-like way, of course. There's Bailie the Beagle and Java the Sheltie cheering me on. Java said something about "Million Dollar Baby" but I have no idea what he was talking about. I think he had some biscuits riding on the outcome, though.
Remember Sandy? He was my very FIRST boyfriend. We even both attended our first Puppy School class together last November 26th. Then, you know, we decided to play the field, but we are still good friends. Sort of. Even though I haven't seen him for everly so long. (sigh)
So look who shows up at Puppy Class today? Toby, Sandy's new little brother. He's just a baby and looks just like Sandy did when he was a little kid. Doesn't he? Anyway, Toby and Sandy's Sister-In-Law-To-Be said that Sue, Sandy's mother, was bringing the kids to School on Saturday. I just can't WAIT to see him. Sandy's SIL2B said Sandy weighs SIX pounds. I wonder if he'll still want to dance with me like he used to?
OK. You probably know that "Hide 'n' Seek" is my favorite game. I patiently waited for my Aunt Vicki to show up with her friend, Simone. I went OUT in the back yard and raced around so they could see how fast I was. Always, after I do my racing, Mom goes into the house and fixes my dinner. Tonight, she goes in the house and gets..(gasp)..the CAMERA. I absolutely put my foot down..er...PAW down, and refused to go back outdoors. See? I'm hiding behind the leather chair.
So here's my Aunt Vicki coming to "get" me. I'm doing my part in this game or, at least, I think I am. I'm hiding. Well? Good gosh, look at her. You'd hide, too, if it was suppertime and you were hungry and HUMANS kept wanting to play. Finally, I gave up and went upstairs and even mom couldn't get me down again. I think I won the game. though. Mom fixed my dinner, called "good bye" to me, and the she left with Vicki and Simone. I had a peaceful dinner without being expected to entertain anyone, and when Mom came back alone, things were as they should be.
Well, perhaps tomorrow we'll get back to normal. If not, maybe my trip to my day spa on Friday will help relax me. Mom and I have both decided to get our hair cut short for summer. Mom want's all one length all over on her and on me. Easier to take care of and, if we hate it, it will grow out again. I think we both decided on bangs again, too. I'm tired of not being able to see. It's hard for people to tell which end is which these days.
OK, that DOES it. When my mom calls me "Bubble Butt", I'm definitely getting a haircut. You know you just don't realize how you REALLY look until you see a photo of yourself? Egads! I look like I'm wearing a tutu and I'm not even a ballerina. I figure it's the quickest way to reduce the size of my buttsky. Get a darned haircut. That is NOT all me. That is my FUR! REALLY, it is. YOW!!
This one is one of my favorites. Mom's not so good with a camera so when something comes out nicely without her meaning to do it, she puzzles over it trying to figure out how to do it again.
And here's me relaxing on my leather recliner in my most favorite spot in the house. Don't I look comfy? Sometimes....I think there's GOT to be a way of hiding that camera. Nothing like a flash going off in your face to wake you up with a case of temporary blindness. Grrrrrrrr!
Tripper, a Chocolate lab. He made a grand entrance by getting somewhat stuck in the gate. He yelped and cowered for a bit, but it didn't take him long to come out of his shell. I helped, of course. That's my job.
Riley started out really little...like about Tripper's size, but look at him now. Woo hoo!
See how big Miss Mia has gotten? And she's STILL growing.
Oh, and here's Dolly and Riley taking a water break. Everyone was SOOO well behaved today I thought I had a picture of Sandy, the baby golden lab, but I guess not. Darn. He's so cute. Looks just like Riley but isn't much bigger than Tripper. There was another new kid there - Maggie Moo - but she spent most of the time on her mom's lap. She's a Schnauzi-poo? I think that's what her mom said. Tiniest little thing ever. Mom said I was at least that small when I was her age. I weighed 2.1 pounds...she's about that now.
My heart is just fluttering with excitement. Thank you all so very much for voting for me. I hope I won't disappoint you all. Turbo is quite a gentleman, and has not only conceded graciously, but even invited me to come to his place to shred some cardboard. This is in addition to taking a dip in his pool. I totally think he deserves the Blog of the Month spot right next to my Awesome Blog Award spot. Don't you?
This is one of my new students. His name is "Fidel" and he's a 4-month old chihuahua. Today he stayed pretty close to his "blankie" until almost the end, and then he ventured out for a while. Next time he'll do better, I'm sure.
Here's me breaking up another squabble. This time between Dolly the Oripei, and Reese, the little Cairn terrier. She's so funny. She hoards the toys and stockpiles them just behind the little tree. She's got a mouth on her that could get her into trouble. I'm having a stern talk with her and she is listening to what I have to say.
Here's Dolly the Oripei and Baxter the Brittany Spaniel. They play pretty nicely together. Sometimes Dolly can get a little rough, but usually I can settle her down. Today, though, Miss Almandine had to give her a time out. You could tell Dolly saw that coming. She just laid down and let Miss Almandine hold her. She doesn't even struggle anymore and she lets the kids come and sniff her or kiss her. She knows how to get through a time out better than most of the pups.
When it's all over, Dr. V and me cuddle and give each other kisses good-bye. You know, she's not just my doctor....she's my friend, too. I have to be one of the luckiest pups ever to have her to make sure I'm healthy and happy. Isn't she just the most beautiful lady?
I just LOVE going to the doctor. Here's Megan, me and Dr. Verreault. I usually call her Dr. "V". She always takes the time to ask me how I've been, and to cuddle me and give me kisses before she gets down to business.
Yup. My heart is working just fine. She listens very carefully to make sure it's doing it's job.
And here, Dr. V is checking out my ears. Mom thought maybe I had some ear wax or something because I kept scratching. But my ears are just fine. I was just foolin' around (hee hee).
This is me with my professional face on!
This is my Grandma's favorite picture of me. She says my hair is SO neat and my eyes are as bright as a new penny. I just love my Grandma everly so much. My GrandPapa, too. They live a long way away or I'd see them a lot more.
This is my friend Opy who nominated me!!
Dear Auntie Leslie - Thank you SOOO much for thinking of me. I always get so excited whenever the pouch man comes. I hop inside before anyone can even open the courier bag, and I dig all over. I scratch the canvas SOOO hard that Mom says she thinks I'm trying to dig to China. But I have to look, don't I? I mean there MIGHT be something for me.
Oh goody! There IS something for me. And even a personal (ahem, Mom..I said "personal"?) note. (sigh) Here comes that camera again, but now you all can read for yourself.
Thank you for the thought. I mean, it IS the thought that counts, right? I guess one COULD consider this to be "untippable". I know one thing for sure. It won't hold enough water to make much of a mess, now, would it? And...er....I hate to tell you, Auntie Leslie, but it's pretty much like the ones that Mom bought. I can even pick those up with my mouth and carry them around where ever I want. It sure tweaks her chain to know that I am.... SOOOPERDOG!! I can tip and carry anything. NOTHING CAN STOP ME!!! (hee hee hee)
I WILL get you for that, Mom. Really, I will! No matter how I look, there she is with that darned camera. Fortunately, I have a couple of human friends on my side. (hee hee hee)