Going to Work!

First off, I visit the powder room. It's a loverly patch of rosemary or something like that. Has a nice tickle on my bum, I tell YOUUU! Very nice. If you've never tried it, you absolutely MUST! (and NO, I am just sniffing here!)
I can't wait to get IN the elevator. Then I can't WAIT to get OUT!
Then there are double doors to go through to get to the hallway on the third floor. I'm always the first one there. Come to think of it, I'm always first no matter WHERE we go. This thing that humans have about us pups "heeling" is for the other breeds, maybe, but not for us Yorks. We are very smart and quite business like in our demeanor. I take my profession very seriously.

Very truly yours,

Mary-Margaret O'Brien
Assistant Investigator

PS: See? I even know how to dictate a proper letter.