Friday, June 22, 2007

Assistant Mail Room Clerk - Job Description

First off, one must receive mail. Here is my favorite UPS person in the WHOLE world. We have a special bond. She delivers, and I open.

Job Requirements: Must be intelligent, creative, diligent and possess sharp teeth. (BTW - that's Pam calling me "Honey" in the background. I just LOVE her so!)

One must be tenacious and not give up no matter HOW hard the job is.

I guess you might even say I really get my teeth into a project:

But any job worth doing is a job worth doing well.

OK. Box open. My job is done. It's a feeder tray for the Canon copier, and my job description doesn't include installation....yet!

Scuttlebut has it I'm in line for a promotion to Assistant Shredder in the Data Disposition Department. Think I'd do a good job? Always looking to advance in my career.

Am exhausted tonight and now you know why.

Love, Mary-Margaret
Receptionist and Mail Clerk


Amber-Mae said...

Wow! You're good at this! I'm very impressed! Just almost there... I'm just wondering, what's in that box that makes you wanna open it?

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Mary-Margaret said...

Once I realized that it was just a replacement feeder tray for the copier, I let Sonia take over. It's my job to open packages, not install parts. Not yet, anyway.